Population | 4.342 billion |
Capital | Landsbruck |
Leader | Ortfiné Finé Fredericka von Eylstadt |
Faith | Izetta |
Currency | Jin |
Animal | Eagle |
The Democratic Republic of Eylstadt Izetta is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Ortfiné Finé Fredericka von Eylstadt with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 4.342 billion Eylstadt Izettans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Landsbruck. The average income tax rate is 23.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Eylstadt Izettan economy, worth 593 trillion Jins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 136,659 Jins, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.
Nobody draws smiley faces on receipts anymore, children's bedrooms are often decorated with posters of successful accountants, auditors are gutting every governmental department, and the government's economic policy is "sort it yourself". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Eylstadt Izetta's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Izetta.
Eylstadt Izetta is ranked 19,251st in the world and 787th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 93 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Eylstadt Izetta was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Darkanistan.
- : Eylstadt Izetta was endorsed by The World of Simone Republic.
- : Eylstadt Izetta was endorsed by The Shining Star of Chipoli.
- : Eylstadt Izetta was endorsed by The Maybe friendly cat of Norwegian FOREST Cat.
- : Eylstadt Izetta was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of The Resoland.
- : Eylstadt Izetta was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Esperonia.
- : Eylstadt Izetta was endorsed by The Dominion of Tragesch Firwat.
- : Eylstadt Izetta was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather.
- : Eylstadt Izetta was endorsed by The Most Excellent Empire of Picairn.
- : Eylstadt Izetta was endorsed by The American Insurgency of Former English Colony.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 75 » Neptunian Military Administration, Davidianian, Corfad, Tugupaw, Shibutani, Yaorozu, Francois Isidore, Tessurum, PwRepublic, Jeltronian WA Mission, The New Oceanic States, New Atlantico, Petronellania, Republiqueducroissant, Pallaith, Aerilia, CzechoSaxony, Lionsroar, PlanetMercury, Ereena, Great Bights Mum, Varisland, Loutsland, United Kahndaq, Castle In Confidence, Kainin, Oannia, New Lakemba, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Eralan, Bagojo, Laurendon, Bodhisva, Marlducro, Halsoni, Kranostav, Germanic Cat, Bedsonya, Rex Republic, Texaska, Zelenaya Dolina, Pribaltic Union, Armonker, Zandos, Dreadton, United Orange Valley States, Aoncarpa, Kwaj, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Arostica, and 25 others.Russila, North Bratislava, Laforeia, IC-Water, New Cordyceps, CyberEgypt, PotatoFarmers, United States of Rhodes, Dillimore, Suvarnavarta, Ethnon, Koda-Land, Zerentopia, Khoik, Ishtimbine, Notyoutopia, Former English Colony, Picairn, Tragesch Firwat, Esperonia, The Resoland, Norwegian FOREST Cat, Chipoli, Simone Republic, and Darkanistan.